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Mar 20, 2011 Relationship Advice (For Women)

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Frame 1: Graph of How much he likes you vs time
Frame 2: Graph of How much eyeliner you wear vs time
Frame 3:
Chalkboard: Attraction appears to diminish over time,
but ladies, there IS something you can do
about it. If we extrapolate the data from
these two graphs, we arrive at the
conclusion illustrated below: keep wearing
lots of eye makeup.
Off-screen: Yo Steve! STEVE!
Frame 4-6: Graph of Eyeliner vs Attractiveness Correlation
Steve: Bad! No!
Off-screen: STEVE!!!!
Frame 7:
Chalkboard: Furthermore, the less dude-like you look,
the more attractive you will be to dudes.
The easiest way to not look like a dude is
to not get a haircut like a dude.
Longer hair = farther from being a dude
= more attractive.
Off-screen: STEVE! Have you seen
my pool cue?? It's my turn to shoot and I
can't find it!
Steve: No! I'm busy!
Frame 8-9: Graph of Hair length vs Attractiveness Correlation