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Steve: ...and that's how I singlehandedly rescued her entire family from impending doom.
Girl: Oooh Steve, you're so amazing!
Steve: There's no reason to fight, let's talk this out like civilized men.
Girl's father: We're so happy to see that our daughter has met such a nice and intelligent gentleman!
Steve: Hold on... *BLARGHHHHH*
Girl: Oh Em Gee. AAAAGH!!!
Steve: THINK FAST, F--- FACE!