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Rose: I promise... I won't ever let go... Jack. Jack?? JACK!! Jack...
Karen & Jeanne: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
Steve: I... I gotta go. Got something in my eye.
Bolu: Dude, are you crying?
Steve: Hell no, I said I got something in my eye. Real tough sh--. Like bullets. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's bullets.

Dude: I wrote you 365 letters... I wrote you every day for a year!
Chick: You... you wrote me??
Karen & Jeanne: He's so sweet!
DLiu: Young, what is this sh--?! I thought we were watching "How I Met Your Mother."
Steve: We were! I can't find the remote! We're stuck on Lifetime! OH NO! HELP! HELP ME FIND IT!

T-800: I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the (molten) steel.
John Conner: NO! DON'T GO! I ORDER YOU NOT TO GO!!!
T-800: I am sorry John. I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.
Karen: Wait, what's going on?
Jeanne: Yeah, I thought the Terminator was a bad guy?
DLiu: Nooooooooooo!!!
Bolu: He was such a good robot...
Steve: BWAAAGGGHHHhhhh!!!! You can't self-terminate now! John Conner needs you!
Steve: I... need you...
The Difference: Men only cry when good robots die.