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Randomly remembering something embarassing from many years ago = STILL WANT TO DIE

Steve: *There she is! Don't screw this up...
Make a good first impression!
Act cool, like you just noticed her
and haven't been crushing over her
for months...*

Steve: *Hi, I'm Steve, what's your name?*
Steve: Hi, I'm Monica.

Steve: *ARGHHH KILL ME NOW!*